“What do you mean you think we should ‘Clean my dog’s teeth?’
We never did anything like that back in the day – she just has bad breath… Why do you need to knock my lil’ gal out jus’ ta brush her teeth?”
Well ignoring the fact that my client’s little baby was a shark, and would take your hand off given a chance, her teeth were absolutely putrid. 6 out of 6 tartar, 6 out of 6 gingivitis, 6 out of 6 periodontal disease. Tonsillitis. Enlarged lymph nodes, Mitral valve murmur.
“Well, Mr. Gonzalez, if you had gone 12 years without brushing your teeth, and you ate nothing but macaroni and cheese, and arroz con pollo, your teeth might look alot like hers.”
He laughed and agreed.
Please remember to brush your teeth! And if you don’t also brush your little baby’s teeth every day, be prepared to spend some money every 12 years or so.
Eleven teeth extracted, 2.5 hours of surgery time.